I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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