I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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