everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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