Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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