you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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