there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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