I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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