No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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