we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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