She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize