my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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