do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sext me about skeletons
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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