Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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