So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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