my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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