my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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