Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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