it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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