is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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