I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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