But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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