dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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