small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
