no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
vagina is talking i cant
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize