I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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