I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
fuck your aforementioned shoe
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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