its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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