so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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