You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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