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Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.

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(980): View more from North Carolina

when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.

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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.

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(863): View more from Florida

In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.

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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.

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(614): View more from Ohio

the wall and i were having dominance issues.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine

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(334): View more from Alabama

Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..

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