woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize