Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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