and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
this hospital has no fireball
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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