She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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