Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You're like the curious george of whores
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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