Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
high people should be assigned attendants
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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