kristin has been a bad kristin
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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