Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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