I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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