Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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