it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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