I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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