Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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