what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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