Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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