its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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