I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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