But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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