He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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