I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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