I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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