was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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