it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
