she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do vagina's smell?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
