ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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