It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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