You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Porn is love you can see.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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