I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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